Louis C.K.: Chewed Upwards (2008) – Transcript

Louis C.K.: Chewed Upwards (2008) – Transcript

F*ggot didn’t imply homosexual

Good morning, alright… thank-you, alright f*ggot the method that you doin’ Disappointed, We called your good f*ggot. When i are a young child, I didn’t even comprehend what gay was, I had not become told that people do that, I experienced zero fucking suggestion. When i is actually a child, your titled somebody an effective f*ggot because they were being a great f*ggot, y’know. A person’s simply are a f*ggot. “Neee,” Shut up f*ggot. “You aren’t meant to fool around with the individuals for that.” Shut up f*ggot. I would never call a homosexual kid a beneficial f*ggot, except if he had been becoming a good f*ggot. Yet not as the he’s gay, might you know? Basically saw several guys blowing each other, I am not sure as to the reasons I’m watching her or him exercise, in case I simply occurred to. We stumble upon several fellas blowing each other into the respective “penisia” That is plural getting knob that i formulated now… “penisia” I would getting sincere on them, y’know, “Good morning men.” However if among them grabbed the latest penis out of their mouth area and you may been pretending all of the faggy and you can claiming annoying faggy things. “You understand folks from Phoenix is Phoenisians” or something like that. I would be like “hi shut up f*ggot, FAAAAGGGOOT” Quit getting a good f*ggot and you may draw one to knob, that is what I would personally say to them. I am not sure, We wouldn’t label anyone an indicate term getting drawing a dick, as if you draw a cock, that’s super, I admiration your. Because I am unable to exercise, After all We haven’t experimented with and you can unsuccessful, I just, I place me personally around in my own attention and i also failed to carry out they once the I am frightened, this is the merely reason This is exactly why, whenever you bring a penis I believe there is good power in starting to be able to perform you to definitely, I think you to. I do not accept that blowing some body appear without difficulty to help you some one, even when it is something that you fundamentally perform, all the latest penis has to take somethin’ outta your. There must be something you gotta do to get able, y’know, “[clears throat] okay, here we go” [exhales] “ahaha, you.. I’m attending bring ya” “muahaha oookay, Right here We Wade!” Therefore, f*ggot, I’m not sure.

I miss one to phrase, k’now, We spent my youth proclaiming that keyword and, After all, they never intended homosexual

Plenty of conditions that aren’t bad words, but some anyone start using her or him a lot to hurt almost every other some body and then they feel bad and be difficult to fool around with. Discover terms and conditions that i love that we can not play with while the almost every other anybody make use of them incorrect in order to damage other people. For instance the word c*nt was a lovely word, in my experience there was just beauty because keyword, and i indicate eg asthetically it’s chocolates-y and round towards the closes. I just… c*nt, I recently such as the means it sounds. I don’t use it since a keen insult, I am alone in the laundry such as for example “c*nt, c*nt” I recently such as for instance claiming they I would never label a lady a c*nt, apart from my personal mommy because the she loves they for many odd need, but.. it is a highly misused keyword, it’s designed to indicate snatch, which i don’t believe works after all because the vagina’s are very nice they are little fairly one thing having flow pedal-y mouth area. I tune in to an effective piccalo within my head each time I look for an effective pussy. Even for vaginas which is also harsh, they ought to be titled such as for instance “fala-lala” There must be a beneficial butterfly fluttering up to all the genitals simply all the amount of time, a tiny butterfly. You visit your doctor and you will he’s such as for instance “Really new butterfly is pleasing to the eye thus our company is in good shape” How can you consider a thing that quite and you will state “That is a-c*NT” that does clover not match after all. Maybe in the event it try a big snatch and it also try attacking an urban area and you will organizing buses doing and knocking more than cell posts Then you may state “Hello, someone capture you to definitely c*nt having an excellent bazooka!” It’s planning step-on the brand new chocolate store! So, f*ggot, c*nt.